Decapitation over Masturbation

Dear readers, please don’t think I’m a pervert.

Illegal in Indonesia

I didn’t know that was a part of the law in Indonesia. People getting decapitation of bringing drugs in, I understand. People getting decapitation of bombing Bali several times, I get the idea.

But people getting decapitation for masturbation?

Indonesia is in the brink of extinction!

Note: I haven’t been able to confirm if this is true.
Relevant quote: If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter. �George Carlin.

11 Responses to “Decapitation over Masturbation”

  1. Yogi says:

    I don’t think we have that such rules for masturbation in Indonesia. Where did you get this information from?

    anima: Sadly, it’s all over delicious and the internet, here, here, here and more out there. However I can’t clarify the truth of it, shall I call the cops?

  2. Hedi says:

    Hmmm I notice the article came from Australian site. Nice joke from Aussie, right :D

    Well, considering it’s a joke. Not only Australian came up with it :D

  3. mbakDos says:

    hahaha…
    so boys, beware of mr. policemen :D

  4. rd Limosin says:

    masa seeh?? kok jadi ngeri!!!

  5. venus says:

    hah! mati dipenggal gara2 masturbasi?
    bener2 bukan salah satu cara mati yang gaya!

    ini pasti dari wikipedia palsu itu ya?

  6. tito says:

    Wahahahhaha…

  7. rikku says:

    nice lah… untung pas di lab maren kita ga dipergokin ya kir? bwakakkka….

    anima: Emang di lab kita ngapaen pret? :p

  8. anton says:

    wah, itu sumbernya dr mana? masa sih masturbasi bisa ditangkep polisi? -wekekek-

    anima: Bukan ditangkep lagi bli, dipenggal :D

  9. ordinary girl says:

    masturbasi bs ditangkep polisi???!!!

    wah, lo hrs hati2, ma! Jgn masturbasi smbarangan huehehe..

  10. Silverlines says:

    Is it reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy ?
    Oh they should provide a solution, then .. Or maybe they have already provided a solution without us knowing ;-)

  11. miund says:

    well… then what happens to the peepers? mutilated? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAKKK!

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