Blog Commenting Proposal

Dear bloggers,
it has come to my attention that the blogosphere is now overflowing with significant increased amount of blogs, yours is one of the many.

And it has come to my attention that we, bloggers, are all attention whores who loves comments. But do you, now, when comments coming to your blogs are irrelevant with your posts? Like this and this, for example. As for me, God knows how much I hate those pertamax and one-liner commenters who comment just for the sake of commenting.

If it was a query at verbotomy, I would love to suggest the word commentard.
Etymology = commenter + retard. You get the point.

And then…

Wouldn’t it be great if your blog posts are to become a lively discussion, discussing what you were writing about? Yeah? I think so too.

For the sake of making the blogosphere a better world (and a little business), I’d like to introduce some services I come up with. The services are basically simple: you want a lively discussion on your blog, I can make it happen. I can comment on your blog, talking about what you were posting about and I will charge you a commenting-fee in return. Relevant comment, sounds great or what?

Basic comment: IDR 5k

I will comment on your blog post according to the story/article you wrote. Perhaps ask questions too if needed. Click here to view an example.

Provocative comment: IDR 10k

I will comment on your blog post according to the article or counter it and the comment will result in more questions hanging. Click here to view an example.

Praising comment: IDR 10k

I will comment on your blog post with compliments about how wonderful and well-written your article is. (* extra IDR 5k for a line of compliment, standard is two lines). Click here to view an example.

Self-story comment: IDR 5k

I will comment on your blog post with my (probably real) story that’s related to your article. An extra 5k is optional if you want me to alter the story to be more touching. Click here to view an example.

Supportive comment: IDR 15k

I will give supportive comment on your article and agree on whatever you write there. An extra IDR 5k is charged for every reasonable reason of why I am agree with you I write. Click here for an example.

More packages coming soon, if you have any custom request whatsoever please let me know. Oh, and I can start a flame too if you’d like. Better than commenting pertamax anyway kan?

Cheers,
anima

8 Comments

  1. venus // August 31, 2007

    agree. one hundred percents.

    jadi, aku dapet berapa duit nih? :D

  2. tito // August 31, 2007

    jarang ya ada orang yang review comments, perhatian juga kamu:). Entah apa maksudnya pertamax. Ada yang suka dikomentarin begitu plus keduax, ketigax, ada juga yang enggak. Supaya keliatan komennya banyak ?

    hadoh, anima, pake bagi2 sawer? :D. But it’s a nice idea.

  3. Hedi // September 1, 2007

    Daripada komen one liner, mendingan komentar guyon sekalian aja.

    anima: Setuju mas :D

  4. kus // September 1, 2007

    pokoke aku paling gak suka dengan komentar yang cuma bisanmya berhitung doang.

    Bagiku :

    1. komentar harus berkaitan dengan isi artikel.

    2. Komentar sebisa mungkin bisa memberikan tanggapan , mungkin juga informasi baru yang berkaitan dengan artikel.

    3. komentar bukan copy paste!

    Tapi aku sendiri berkomen sesuai artikel kok, gak peduli sapa yang nulis. Kalau gak sreg ya ku “tampar” dengan komentar!

  5. mbakDos // September 1, 2007

    tapi kok paketnya belum nyampe lagi ya?! :D

  6. ordinary girl // September 3, 2007

    klo gua siy terserah mau comment apa, dengan dia baca blog gua aja udah syukur banget jadi nggak perlu pake aturan2…

  7. bodhi // September 3, 2007

    hmm, oke, ada beberapa hal yang gw ga mengerti disini, tapi pertama2, praise the new theme! heuhuehe..

    1. jadi sejauh ini gw udah utang berapa sama situ? dua juta?

    2. di sebelah kanan ada just listened sama listening to, apa bedanya om?

    dengan ini saya menyatakan siap tidak membayar anda untuk komen di blog saya.

    cheers. :)

    anima:
    1. Diitungnya baru mulai sekarang, aman brur :D
    2. ‘Listening to’ itu cover album yang aku dengerin minggu terakhir ini, kalo ‘just listened’ itu yang baru aja ke-scrobble :D

    Apa aku ganti aja kali yah, membingungkan juga :|

  8. miund // September 4, 2007

    kalo commentnya kaya numpang posting berapa fee-nya pak? HAHAHAHAHAAHKAHKK!

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