I was won­der­ing why Bali­nese hv extremely high sense of belong­ing 2 every­thing which some­times they don’t exactly own? :)
Not all Bali­nese like that, so we don’t stereo­type. I guess it goes to ppl who never been out of this island.

My friend said that on Twit­ter yes­ter­day and I agree. That was my the­ory too since long time ago, Bali­nese peo­ple who haven’t been out­side of Bali are d-bags. That’s why I dont hang out with them, I only hang out with the cool kids who are open minded.

For exam­ple, this morn­ing I passed a bunch of fuck­tards who were using BOTH SIDE OF THE ROAD to carry their.. wait for it..

KITE.

Yes ladies and gen­tle­men, they were block­ing access to the whole road because they were car­ry­ing a fuck­ing huge kite to fuck knows where. I can under­stand if they were car­ry­ing a sick or dead man, but a fuck­ing kite? Douchebags!

Want more exam­ples? Remem­ber a few weeks back when we were hav­ing a Gov­er­nor elec­tion?
These hench­men of some can­di­dates took the lib­erty of ral­ly­ing them­selves on the street and (you’re not sur­prised to hear this arent ya?) they swarm the road not let­ting peo­ple pass. How cute is that?

Believe me, I could do this all day but you get my point. They think they just owned the fuck­ing island! “Cang nge­lah gumi né!”

From scale of 1 to 10 where 1 being total dum­b­asses and 10 being com­plete fuck­ing idiots, I’ve to give them a per­fect ten. Heck I’d give them a thir­teen but I feel kind today.

There you go, Bali from a not-so-native Bali­nese point of view. Happy?

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