I was wondering why Balinese hv extremely high sense of belonging 2 everything which sometimes they don’t exactly own? :)
Not all Balinese like that, so we don’t stereotype. I guess it goes to ppl who never been out of this island.

My friend said that on Twitter yesterday and I agree. That was my theory too since long time ago, Balinese people who haven’t been outside of Bali are d-bags. That’s why I dont hang out with them, I only hang out with the cool kids who are open minded.

For example, this morning I passed a bunch of fucktards who were using BOTH SIDE OF THE ROAD to carry their.. wait for it..

KITE.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, they were blocking access to the whole road because they were carrying a fucking huge kite to fuck knows where. I can understand if they were carrying a sick or dead man, but a fucking kite? Douchebags!

Want more examples? Remember a few weeks back when we were having a Governor election?
These henchmen of some candidates took the liberty of rallying themselves on the street and (you’re not surprised to hear this arent ya?) they swarm the road not letting people pass. How cute is that?

Believe me, I could do this all day but you get my point. They think they just owned the fucking island! “Cang ngelah gumi ne!”

From scale of 1 to 10 where 1 being total dumbasses and 10 being complete fucking idiots, I’ve to give them a perfect ten. Heck I’d give them a thirteen but I feel kind today.

There you go, Bali from a not-so-native Balinese point of view. Happy?

11 Responses to “Balinese are going to be offended”

  1. gustulank says:

    mimih jeg keras.. they should deliver the kite in the middle of night, so they not disturb other. how about that prim??

    • anima says:

      if it’s up to me gus, why deliver the kite at all? but hey, whatever works, right? they’re not going to listen to anyone at all anyway.

  2. fisto says:

    “Cang ngelah gumi ne!” – artinya apa?

  3. Daus says:

    O gitu ya? Waktu ke sana asik2 aja prim :) Ga ada insiden :)

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  5. a! says:

    wahaha. it’s fucking stereotype. not just balinesse actually. it was happen every where. local people always they are owner of everything, the road is one of their own.

    • anima says:

      oh boy I am glad I’m not Balinese nor Javanese :p
      I dont belong to any of these places, or anywhere in that matter :D

  6. [...] street, arrogantly blocking the street both sides to walk and carry their kite. I wrote once about how arrogant Balinese can be. Kite retards exhibit [...]

  7. Mr P says:

    Ha this is awesome, so true. People here like the western ‘toys’ but have no idea about the rules of use!

    I am surprised that there is not much road rage here though, The driving habits of the Balinese are horrid! If I had my way everyone would be banned from driving until they had passed a western style driving test.

    Its just the ignorant and un-educated masses!

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