In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Video contains strong language, script can be found here. This guy is fucking awesome.
Sorted by priority, on first date you should ask the girl:
When all 5 are answered with satisfying result (and only then) should you consider proceeding to second date.
Note: drafted a couple of months ago, I wonder why it wasn’t published back then.
Really now, I wouldn’t post a video unless it’s worth watching.
This guy Rob really hates Pachelbel with a passion =))
Polar bear. (What?). An icebreaker, so what’s your name?
Because that just won’t work. “Beruang kutub. (Eh?). Pemecah es, uh…”, then it gets strange. So walking up to a girl and start a conversation is not possible.
Unless you’re approaching an English-speaking girl, that is.
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. [source]