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Religion is bullshit.
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story […]
Note to self
Sorted by priority, on first date you should ask the girl: if she can survive without eating seafood. if she is atheist intolerant. if she speaks English and how well. see if she’s sulky. if yes, leave. now. if she is computer savvy AND internet savvy. When all 5 are answered with satisfying result (and only then) should you […]
Rob Paravonian’s Pachelbel Rant
Really now, I wouldn’t post a video unless it’s worth watching. This guy Rob really hates Pachelbel with a passion =)) Tweet
Why I think I’ll be single for the rest of my life
Polar bear. (What?). An icebreaker, so what’s your name? Because that just won’t work. “Beruang kutub. (Eh?). Pemecah es, uh…”, then it gets strange. So walking up to a girl and start a conversation is not possible. Unless you’re approaching an English-speaking girl, that is. Tweet
Quote about passwords
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. [source] Tweet
Why did the bunny want to end his life?
That’s a difficult question to answer.. The suicidal bunny But after looking at the pictures here, we know he’s been through a lot.. Tweet
Need a laugh?
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, “You’re in charge of sweeping”. To the Irishman, “You’re in charge of shoveling” To the Chinese guy, “And you’re in charge of supplies”. “Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect […]
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